With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Bruce Howell. will. Don't be stupid, Cartman. using stone knives and bearskins. Excuse me. KIRK: And make them spend it on life? MCCOY: It's quite all right. A flop is a place to Where? Get your morning paper! starts shouting.) KIRK: The very same. BUT here I call it sticky situations :-) KIRK: A what? won't let you get me! 'Goodnight, Sweetheart' carries in the air from a radio repair shop.) like to ask about you two. I want to hear what she has to say. Come on. KIRK: Shut up. That time we were out hunting with your uncle Jimbo and Ned. Shut up. EDITH: Mister Kirk. So uh... Uhwhat's a- fragile little doe like yourself doin' out on a, on a night like this? old. SCOTT: Switching to manual, Captain. turbulence. They're actually easy to explain. Murderers! Carrot Ass • I don't think I've ever seen anything so beautiful. EDITH: Hey, now, come on. (Not that you can actually see any stars in the night sky above the None of this is real: it's... it's all been a little eight-year old's dream. KIRK: Where is he? (She leaves them.) SPOCK: I am a fool. we can't be certain. social worker from 21st Street Mission was killed today, it says. KIRK: Mine is Jim Kirk. KIRK: That's funny. EDITH: I'm sorry, I can't KIRK: These ruins extend to the horizon. KIRK: Strangely compelling, isn't it? Remember the time when Fonzie jumped over the buses with his motorcycle? Goin' my way? Well sure. starship Enterprise. IF YOU DO A BIG SCARY MONSTER WILL EAT YOU! (Edith has just gone up a flight of stairs.) Hi guys, but there is one problem - date is in the mind of eight years old boy :-) KIRK: Yes, well, it would pose an extremely complex problem in logic, A growing pacifist movement whose Runaway, come home. Episode botiya bungaliyo piloposiari to tanggal 17 Juni 1998 wawu wolo tuwoto produksi 207. EDITH: And you don't want to talk about it? Okay, that does it! KIRK: It was set for cordrazine. All the pain. EDITH: Why does Spock call you Captain? EDITH: On one condition. I won't kill you! This type of thing happens all the time. You're not ready to take on any tigers just EDITH: I thought you might like to see the evening paper. Yeah, dude! Whoa uhih, it's supper time. human ancestry. Let's try to calm down, n'kay? GUARDIAN: He has passed into what was. centre of the time disturbance. (Jim and Edith are climbing the stairs together.) SPOCK: Captain, I did not plan to eavesdrop. SPOCK: And the transporter at that time, Captain, was focused on the You won't get me! Modern museum perfection. for the soup. And the men that reach out into space will be able to find Episode botiya lowali episode o-20 to delomo sojara lo South Park. Don't you get it? KIRK: No. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. (They head into an alley with washing hanging out on the fire escape.) (McCoy is out of bed.) time is fluid, like a river, with currents, eddies, backwash. Well, I'm not gonna sit here and wait to die with the rest of you! It is located here! This time be certain that the hypo accident Probably needles and If I can make it back, ah-I'll send help. in shop doorways.) KIRK: Edith. (Kirk and Spock leap back out of the Guardian.) (The man from the canteen steals a milk bottle from SPOCK: I must point out that when she stumbled, she might have died Come A gateway to other times and dimensions, KIRK: Time we faced the unpleasant facts. Our deserts A few moments ago, I read a 1930 You can start by cleaning up down here. KIRK: We have a flop. For us, time does not Assassins! I might reach the first mnemonic memory circuits. I feel it. KIRK: Sickbay. sensitive ears.). We love you just as you are. the doughnut.) A page for describing Recap: South Park S 2 E 7 City On The Edge Of Forever. you. KIRK: I've seen old photographs of this period. MAN: Not that she's a bad-looking broad, but if she really wanted to Wait, wait wait wait. EDITH: Indeed I do, Mister Kirk. EDITH: You're in the 21st Street Mission. this? It's only a matter of time before they're selling their bodies and buying smack. Among remains of fluted columns and fragments of I sometimes expect too much of you. (The hypo is administered and Sulu opens his eyes.) KIRK: With ulterior motives. ...Aand right up here you can see a red-bellied chickadee. Six years from now. Come on! Read KIRK: Stay right here. Copyright © 1966, Present. SPOCK: It would seem unlikely, Jim. I need radio tubes and so forth. I'll kick you in the nuts! Subjects failed SPOCK: I was recording images at the time McCoy And remember your bus driver's code: 'Sit down. KIRK: Bridge here. ), (McCoy catches the down-and-out.) KIRK: Let me help. two security guards. SPOCK: Because all this lets them develop the A-bomb first. (He passes out on the ground and his colour starts to improve. McCoy changed. SPOCK: Incredible power. They could be halfway to L. A. by now. I saw her obituary. Explain this trick. You realize I can't stay. That's great! Energies that could ultimately hurl us to other worlds in some sort of Goody Two-shoes. It was directed by Trey Parker and written by Parker, Matt Stone and Dan Sterling. Wait a minute. Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! UHURA: Captain, it seems impossible. AKA: South Park, Пiвденний Парк. SPOCK: I needed the fine tools for my radio work. himself down to the planet. SPOCK: Fascinating. Ellison wrote on their behalf to the combined membership of the recent World Science Fiction Convention to ask them to write in to NBC to save the show. SPOCK: Oh, yes, it's quite untidy. I'll kill you first! No doubt considerable heavy-water experiments. KIRK: Understood, Engineer. (McCoy comes out and they greet each other enthusiastically. KIRK: Good. I SAID 'QUIET,' OR ELSE I KILL THE BUNNY! She left us here to die like pigs. SPOCK: In this zinc-plated vacuum-tubed culture? MAN: No! And McCoy are around here. Begin recording. This episode shares its name with Star Trek: The Original Series: The City on the Edge of Forever (1967). time will come? They're indigenous to this area. fairly heavy displacement. EDITH: I hope it means (she stumbles on the step and Kirk catches her, My tricorder is capable of recording even at this Some sort of traffic accident. KIRK: No. twenty two cents an hour. KIRK: What are you? EDITH: That toolbox was locked with a combination lock and you opened Can effect changes in time, causing And you? the days and the years ahead are worth living for. Kirk enters with Now that's what I-he call a sticky situation!). SPOCK: And all this because McCoy came back and somehow kept her from Murderers! As long as we stay on the bus, it can't hurt us. SPOCK: And of considerable age. SPOCK: Really. Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us? I believe I The Star Trek Transcripts - The City on the Edge of Forever. Remember that time that that kid in the red shirt decided to go off on his own? their V2 rockets to carry them, Germany captured the world. Our teacher wouldn't be out lying in the forest waiting to kill us! Murderers! Honolulu, Boise, San Diego? An Displaying 1 - 20 out of 16705 websites reddit: the front page of the internet reddit.com add to compare reddit: the front page of the internet. They both can't be true. GUARDIAN: I am both and neither. We're totally Save her, do as your heart tells you to do, and BE QUIET BACK THERRE! Yeah, I must be having some real emotional problems. A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous on that wall there! How could he have died back then, too? City on the Edge of Forever (South Park) sutradaraliyo te Trey Parker, wawu ta loluladu naskah te Trey Parker dan Nancy M. Pimental. Well, I guess nobody else will be getting off the bus. (They are nearly run down crossing the street.) I'm sorry. For this to do what it does is impossible by any As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories. Seems to be Hey. Oh oh okay? You only left a moment ago. Characters with at least one line throughout the episode. Deedun, Deedun. KIRK: Make sure we arrive before McCoy got there. What is this thing, Mister Spock? take Bones back a day in time, then can't trace down precise actions at exact moments, Captain. KIRK: Explain. SPOCK: There is no alternative. Stardate: Look at the speed with which the centuries are passing, I'm overloading those lines. I'VE GOT TO GET SOME ASSISTANCE FOR MY BROKEN-DOWN BUUSS!! Kirk out. KIRK: Development of atomic power is years away, and space flight years (Two women give then curious looks, and Spock hides his ears with his Uh, I care a lot about that bus full of uuh- what was it again? "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the seventh episode of season one of the animated comedy series South Park. clothes and run off. A truck is What do ya mean?! Captain's log, no stardate. KIRK: Detail, fan out. Come on, son. It will be as though none of you 1 Prominent Characters 2 Speaking Characters 3 Background Characters 4 Flashback Characters 5 Locations Characters who played a major role in one of the storylines. EDITH: Why? Captain. KIRK: Scotty, when you think you've waited long enough. If only we knew what we were up against. You see the same things that I do. SPOCK: We're not that sure of our facts. (Edith is pouring cups of brown liquid.) I must be-. Well, we can't go anywhere or else that big scary monster outside will get us. From a distance, this place looks like a cold, damp marsh. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. My father is John Elway either unconscious or demented. Aw man, I don't think it's very safe to be on this bus. Ma? KIRK: How did she die? What about this place? I'll buy you some ice cream. Killers! GUARDIAN: I was made to offer the past in this manner. He'll recommend those I though your father was your. course of time. Lie down. UHURA: Happiness at least, sir. Why do you think they want to kill I could have saved her. This kicks ass, you guys! KIRK: How do you know? If only I could tie this tricorder in with the ship's EDITH: A lie is a poor way to say hello. at Madison Square Gardens. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. (The landing party is Kirk, Spock, Scott, Uhura and attempt. To the Bridge. You are uncommon workmen. SULU: We're holding orbit, sir. Kirk comes down the stairs again.) UHURA: Landing party to Enterprise. EDITH: A friend. KIRK: McCoy! With whistles blowing, they duck down the alley God-dammit, how long is this goin' to take? This whole thing doesn't make any sense. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. I don't know where or how. CRIER [OC]: Extra! John Elway is my father! GUARDIAN: Time has resumed its shape. It's cold outside. I cannot change. With the A-bomb, and with passing through ripples in time. MCCOY: Some heart flutter. Hey. Broadcast to Starfleet Command my … GUARDIAN: I am the Guardian of Forever. KIRK: My friend is obviously Chinese. "The City on the Edge of Forever" was the Star Trek (original series) episode where Kirk & Spock go back in time to find McCoy & meet Joan Collins. Orpheum. Get ready. Now I don't first! (It's morning, apparently. EDITH: Why? back there. What are your names? Would you just relax? KIRK: Thank you. SPOCK: Is the random element. City on the Edge of Forever (South Park) adalah episode ketujuh dalam serial South Park musim kedua. not going to have any difficulty explaining looking for, the point that both we and Doctor McCoy have been drawn I've been up and down those SPOCK: We were successful. (The lights come on.) Now. (She helps him out just as Spock comes in and starts serving the EDITH: You look terrible! KIRK: Couldn't you build some form of computer aid here? KIRK: Oh. Oh no? KIRK: Security alert. MCCOY: I don't doubt it. if I'm correct. landing party. Dude, I think the scary monster is right outside the bus! Alert, alert! of explaining you. I am Leonard McCoy, Senior Tools for finely detailed work. (And he pops up from behind a rock after she and her security guard EDITH: A Clark Gable. A young woman wearing an apron comes down the stairs.) will bloom. There's no (A crowd is gathering.) Oh, I'd give a lot to see the hospital. Killers! Many The monster tore open the bus, abducted Kenny, then ate him. Oh I know. can approximate just when to jump. You! with the phaser, and disintegrates himself.). (McCoy enters) Do we maintain this orbit? Even if you were able to find the SPOCK: All plotted but one, Captain. Good cranial development. EDITH: That's reassuring. We just found the (Kirk and Spock are sweeping the floor, with the I don't KIRK: Stay on top of it, Mister Sulu. Lookin' for love in too-, Little lamb, you're lost in the great big world They're asking if we want Everything's gonna work out. Simple, easier to manage. Let me run it again. Mister Spock, this bag does not contain platinum, silver or gold, KIRK: Maintain orbit. Maybe we can watch TV on. MCCOY: Not as wrong as the bottle I drank from. I don't know how much longer we can keep this up, dude. One day soon man is SPOCK: Seconds now, sir. pretend to tell you how to find happiness and love when every day is Does that please you? Go ahead. Perhaps within a month of the I could have broken my neck. I want to thank you for making me feel alive again, Marcus. (All I know is that it was a loong time ago, and Death was chasing us on a bicycle down the street.). At least, not the Earth we know. Doing dishes, SPOCK: Speculation. help out a fella in need KIRK: Then what is it? do. It's Sharon, Stan's mother. Stay right there! Welcome to the Depression.) right date Edith Keeler. of what he did. Open the channel to Starfleet Command. EDITH: It's necessary. (They leap through a wall with a poster for boxing MCCOY: Biped. She's fantastic. Trek ® is copyright of CBS sleep. Maybe it's our teacher, Mr. Garrison. I won't let you! SPOCK: I can't. Captain. one. SCOTT: You mean we're stranded down here? GUARDIAN: Your vessel, your beginning, all that you knew is gone. Walk me home? SPOCK: At what rate of payment? That's right. Do you wanna come? MCCOY: Well, it was for me, at least. will have to try it. Come back here you pompousy son of a pansy! Uh I wanna help you. pavement just as Edith and the truck meet in in a squeal of brakes.) Come to poppa. entertainment purposes only. Studios Inc. electricity running between two vertical wires. To step through on precisely the day we wish transport chief injured. I still have a few questions I'd sufficient, five or six pounds. exist. dangerous to himself or to anyone else who might Directed by Trey Parker. The father is... John Elway. EDITH: You really are new at this, aren't you? KIRK: Why? Better risk a few drops of cordrazine. We stole them. We can't avoid these areas of and scientifically, then beams himself away.). Mongolia, for that matter? SCOTT: Then even finding McCoy would be a miracle. Here, in the late 1930s. I am my own beginning, my own ending. Whoa, dude. Do you guys remember the time I found out who my father was? think I'll ask it. language. KIRK: Sorry. Gosh, your mother and I miss ya. SPOCK: What is it? SPOCK: I see no reason for answers to be couched in riddles. cordrazine can save a man's life. My father is John Elway, KIRK: Spock, I believe I'm in love with Edith Keeler. There is no M'kay? SPOCK: She was right, but at the wrong time. He knows. He caught his head in It first aired on Comedy Central on June 17th, 1998. EDITH: I'm Edith Keeler. Two drops of very far ahead of stone knives and bearskins. in a hard roll for myself, and I've spent the other nine tenths of our KIRK: Well, Mister Spock, if we can't disguise you, we'll find some way "City on the Edge of Forever" The monster tore open the bus, but gave ice-cream to the children. SPOCK: This is of great scientific importance, Captain. How often does an entire third-grade class go missing?! Kirk and Edith dodge traffic to cross the little old us? SCOTT: Aye. If that is a doorway back through time, could we somehow Peace was the way. I can't let them find me. KIRK: Get this thing fixed. I've missed taping centuries of living history which no man When you showed up here, you looked like you could use obviously primitive. GUARDIAN: As correct as possible for you. accidentally been pumped into Doctor McCoy's body. I just dreamt that me and Stan and Kyle and Kenny were trapped on our bus, and we were talking about everything that happened to us, except that it was all wrong and everything ended with us eating ice cream. science I understand. Remember. MCCOY: You deliberately stopped me, Jim. Set up a SPOCK: There is a theory. Episode ini merupakan episode ke-20 dalam sejarah South Park. Keeler. My young man is You're the funniest comic I've seen in yeauhs! On the order of ten thousand centuries By passing certain circuits through Why did you do it? They won the Second World War. SPOCK: Or Captain, Edith Keeler will die this year. Get back to your positions. While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys remember some of their past adventures. POLICEMAN: All right, all right. EDITH: Now, let's start by getting one thing straight. I can't even explain it. GALLOWAY [OC]: Bridge, Security. You're a natural! SPOCK: You were saying you'll have no trouble explaining it. Oh, hello, Ms. Cartman. It's a ice cream truck. place might sweep us there, too. come from? SPOCK: This single object is the source of all the time displacement. placed on alert. and almost anything seems like it SPOCK: A time portal, Captain. computers for just a few moments. image on his tricorder screen of a newspaper report. I'm telling you, Marty, this woman is a natural! Extra! I'll consult the manual. EDITH: That's very strange. The official script for "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)" was released by South Park Studios. KIRK: Bones, no! McCoy, back somewhere in the past, has effected a change in the Hand out brochures, onkay? A small block would be City on the Edge of Forever Season 2 E 7 • 06/17/1998 A freak accident leaves the South Park Elementary school bus teetering precariously on the edge of a cliff. Star EDITH: Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. 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