Bart: Fine, then-- Wait. One, like a friend. Vote Now! They'll hold me back if I don't shape up. I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you. Homer: Now, Marge, honey... come on, don't get upset. Before you know it, you'll be back among your polygons... and your Euclidian algorithms. It's me, Homer! Shake hands. Well, you go ahead and call your precious dog warden, you old axe... because my dog is tied up in the backyard! Better skedaddle-y-do. Winthrop: There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself. And look. I've been failing a lot of tests recently. Homer: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 2:00 is fine. Stay, boy! So in conclusion, on a scale of I to 10... 10 being the highest, I the lowest, and 5 average, I give it... a 9. Marge: Those are very elaborate sneakers. He does exactly what I say. Lisa: Bad dog! I don't want to fall behind my class. Granny's kissing me! What's your favorite subject? Scríobh David M. Stern an eipeasóid seo. After that backfires, Bart prays to … Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. Class is over. Simpsons framegrabs: Bart's Dog Gets an F Framegrabs from the Season 2 episode, Bart's Dog Gets an F . Oh, man. Owwww! Oh, sure. Hurry up, or it'll get that skin. BCDB Rating: 3.2 / 5 Stars from 2 users. Students, prepare to be dazzled. D'fhéach 23.6 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. It's a school day. He's a wet boy, isn't he? It's not the end of the world. "Could they make decisions that Americans could support? Now I drive the school bus! Hear what? "Bart Gets an "F"" is the first episode ofThe Simpsons'second season. Have at them. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. Marge: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. In this episode, Bart Simpson fails four consecutive history exams, and the school psychiatrist recommends he repeat the fourth grade. Bart Gets An F Bart Gets An F (1990) Season 2 Episode 7F03- The Simpsons Cartoon Episode Guide by Dave Koch. • Bart Gets an F • Treehouse of Horror • Dancin' Homer • Bart the Daredevil • Bart vs. Thanksgiving • Dead Putting Society • Itchy and Scratchy and Marge • Bart Get's Hit by a Car • One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Bluefish • The Way We Was • Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment • Bart's Dog Gets an F • … Brad Sherman, Maria Elena Rodriguez Marge: I didn't know then. Deadly mothballs. Bad dog! Lisa: I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight. Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast! Apu: You wandering mongrel! We have to clean up this room. Marge: Well, Lisa, here it is. Trudging up that stupid sled hill over and over. A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has more chances than you. Oh, no, I … Bart Gets an F S2E1 Simpson and Delilah S2E2 Treehouse of Horror S2E3 Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish S2E4 Dancin' Homer S2E5 Dead Putting Society S2E6 Bart vs. Thanksgiving S2E7 Bart the Daredevil S2E8 Itchy and Scratchy and Marge S2E9 Bart Gets Hit by a Car S2E10 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish S2E11 The Way We Was S2E12 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th … How is your dog? Bart: Come on, boy. Bad Santa's Little Helper! Roll over. You need someone's help, but I don't know why that someone should be me. Crisis brings out the best in you. In this episode, Bart fails four history exams in a row and the school … Goodbye, Lisa. Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard. I'm sorry, Bart. Anything that'll cancel school. Now your prayers have been answered. He's nice, but he chews everything. Must... take... test... [falls back to the floor] -- Bart the Thespian, ``Bart Gets an F'' Bart leaves the classroom clutching his stomach. Bart: Yes, ma'am. George Niciforos, Matthew Sawelson Bart: School's your answer to everything.... Emily Winthrop: What lovely handwriting. (babbling nonsense) Lay down. Lisa: Oowww! It's not so hard. Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement. Geeks sit in the front. Homer: We never had a family member we can give away before. It originally aired on theFox networkin the United States on October 11, 1990. Throw me the ball, Poindexter. (hands her the test) Mrs. Krabappel: Well, alright. Lisa: I'll make it, Mom. I got a peptic ulcer, my wife wants a new car and I need a root canal. I thought we agreed to consult before major purchases. Hide! I might as well kill two birds with one stone. Martin: How can we tell we're doing it right? Marge: Please. Not the sports section! Bart: Wait a minute, you did it! Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. Now take this down: Free to loving home, world's smartest dog. I need your help. What a question! Bart: Hey, Otto man. Stay! I'll tell you the most important words you'll ever hear... choke chain. Bart: Homework? I'll put it on the refrigerator. I guess you'll be missing a week of school. It could be the best thing to happen to you. In the episode,Bartfails four consecutive history exams and the school psychiatrist recommends that Bartrepeat the fourth grade. Well, that's just.... Oh, what a glorious day! I don't know why I should care... but the information that you just received is erroneous. I don't know now. I got a D minus! Quite ingenious. Lisa: Mom, I've finished my patch. Speak! I swear I'll do better. Who's up for a cram session? purposes of copyright and other laws. I haven't always been a good kid. [1] El episodio fue escrito por David M. Stern y dirigido por David Silverman. No! 02x01 - Bart Gets an F. 02x01 - Bart Gets an F. 05/23/98 05:08. We have time for one more report. What? From now on, you sit in the back row. Marge: Time to get up, Lisa. In return, Bart teaches Martin how to be more popular. Mischief varies inversely with proximity to the authority figure. Winthrop: Congratulations, you've earned a toffee. Hand me your paper. Sniff that other dog's butt. As of Dec 19 20. Bart's got his vision back! "The Simpsons" Bart Gets an F (TV Episode 1990) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Get off the bus and forever hold your peace, little dudes. That night, a tremendous snowstorm hits Springfield, cancelling school the following day. Man: That's because that's the way you love it, baby. In the episode, the fourth grade students of Springfield Elementary School decide to spike Edna Krabappel's coffee in order to teach her a lesson after she takes away their cell phones. Have a toffee. I heard that, Bart Jr. Okay, don't panic. Gorilla the Conqueror. Remember to take a break if your arms go numb! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 4, 2009.. He dances through thehallway, then resumes his histrionics when he reaches the nurse's office. If Lisa goes to school, I go. Chraol an chéad eipeasóid, "Bart Gets an "F"", den dara sraith The Simpsons ar an 11 Deireadh Fómhair 1990. Micheal McCusker Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. The old Martin no longer exists. Is there anything you haven't told us? Woman: Jack, I think the baby might be yours. Stay! Bad dog! They've got Velcro, a water pump, built-in odometer, and vanity plates. Why does he keep failing? "Bart Gets a 'Z'" is the second episode of The Simpsons' twenty-first season. Man: Well, he'd be happy at my farm. But maybe you'll get lucky. If I could borrow... ..."Satan's Little Helper.". Look at those funny little whiskers. It depicts the two greatest musical influences in my life. Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. (groans) Are you going deaf, or are you just stupid? Marge: All right. 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